Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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