Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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