your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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