he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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