he thought i was a dude.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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