So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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