I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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