On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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