He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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