# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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