Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
