he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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