Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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