would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
