We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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