i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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