talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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