I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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