Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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