what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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