So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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