put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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