The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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