He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
please come you make the beer taste better
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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