Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
