Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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