Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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