Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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