Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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