It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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