I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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