I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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