Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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