Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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