So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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