I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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