I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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