I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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