Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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