I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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