its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
a search helicopter?!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Text me some of your sweat
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