All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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