So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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