Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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