i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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