You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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