I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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