Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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