You can't motorboat a personality
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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