i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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