stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You can't special order awesome
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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