im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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