: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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